bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: basedgosh, via hootowlforlife)

• me: makes a mistake
• me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years

(via cumberbabe-221b)

urinatings:

*peels carrot* you know, i never really believed in the economy

(via passionateabouttimezones)

• That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
• That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
• Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
• THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
• Can I sleep?
• If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
• You can’t pronounce THAT word?
• WHAT THE HELL
• The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
• My skin’s crawling
• Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
• You skipped a line
• LOL what was that?
• I don’t even. 

(Source: youcanbethecaptain, via wholocked-in-baker-street)

masturbatertots:

the smallest mother in England is the minimum

(via passionateabouttimezones)

solarbeans:

What fandoms looks like to tumblr users

What fandoms looks like to non-tumblr users

ACCURATE.

ACCURATE AS HELL.

(Source: dragonrose123, via three-cheers-f0r-sweet-revenge)

z3kro:

“You’re assignment is too write a short fictional story”

“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”

(via enormous-green-sex-monster)

cowboybeboop:

muttins:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

notes

tumblr user muttins has the right idea

(via highly-functioning-fanatic)