Long live the Reckless and the Brave

shannahmcgill:

ladytabularasa:

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

I only make my guacamole out of the freshest Avogadros.

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martinyfreeman:

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

the results of when i got my mum to guess who these people are

he eats people
  • Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
  • Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe
pizza:

nottheaverageasian:

can tumblr user pizza at least like this because I spent a FRICKING hour on this making it on my phone and a follow would be appreciated ❤ I know it’s not the best but I thought this would be the best way to summon pizza

aw i look so cute ily!!
Reblog if you like cupcakes or you’ve killed someone

its-for-jam-sherlock:

thislarryshipsailsitself:

Good luck figuring out which one

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fumaz:

that 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone passes you by

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geisttotend:

people who hate feminists because they “all” generalise males as bad yet refuse to notice that they’re doing the exact same thing against feminists and have also completely misinterpreted feminism

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

221beyonce:

omg so i walked into a room at my new school today and knocked over a RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE VASE when all of a sudden this group of boys appeared and told me i wouldn’t have to pay if i joined their club and long story short i think i accidentally joined a cult

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